f0xface:

i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin

It does

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telapathetic:

telapathetic:

the fact that textposts are stolen from tumblr and put up on twitter, then screenshotted and put back up on tumblr literally amazes me

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moriarty:

thepartyponies:

kvotheunkvothe:

thesassylorax:

everthorne:

judas was creepy as fuck

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Personal space, Judas. It’s a thing.

"Hello, Jesus."
"…Judas, we’ve talked about this."

"Hail Hydra"

"if i dont make eye contact he isnt there"

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toastdurr:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

hELL YES

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makeyourdeduction:

caphairdadbeard:

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are you kidding me right now???

in which the entire cast of the avengers are indistinguishable from their characters

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unphazedcat:

boystears:

yung-ananas:

edgar-allen-hoe:

God bless white people. Home girl just starts fucking chomping here teeth.
Like what?

wtf kinda irl chain chomp

LMAO SHE STARTED EATING HER BREATHING SPACE

the only thing that matters in this video is the black girl in the back all unbothered putting on her eyeliner

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bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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inheritedloss:

vulpes-vulpix:

qtiest:

ya but have u ever seen brown eyes when they’re in the sun??? they literally turn gold like screw those ass blue and green motherfuckers gettin all the love

excuse you, my eyes are blue and in the sun they get a steely gray glint just around the pupil and they look pretty damn awesome.

You:

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